"Because this is my life. And that’s the only explanation you will ever need."
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urbancatfitters:

hyperbole is my favorite literary device i use it like 600 times a day

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sunflower-mama:

My goodness my heart
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percymyjackson:

So my driving teacher has three fingers on one hand and four on the other and he makes puns about it and it’s great. And today he was like “I went to the museum and found my ancestors’ look guys!” And showed us this…

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reasonsmysoniscrying:

"Mother in 1985 and daughter in 2014."Submitted By: Melissa M.Location: New York, United States(Some parents really nail that whole “Family Resemblance” thing!)
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